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Intro

Mm-hmm

Oh-oh

Mm

Verse 1

Woke up Sunday morning with an empty spot

On the lawn where my little painted soldier stood

He had a crooked hat and a ruby stare

Now there's only a circle of trampled mud

Pre-Chorus

Who took my gnome

Who took my friend

He was made of plaster and he never did wrong

Chorus

Bowie my garden gnome stole my sandals

Left me barefoot in the morning dew

Bowie my garden gnome took my sandals

Now I'm hopping round the yard and I don't know what to do

(Hey, hey)

(Oh, oh)

Post-Chorus

Na na na na

Na na na na

Bring him back to me

Verse 2

I checked the flower bed and the mailbox too

Asked the neighbor lady but she only shrugged

Found one flip-flop floating in the birdbath

Little plaster footprints heading for the woods

Pre-Chorus

Who took my gnome

Who took my friend

He was made of plaster and he never did wrong

Chorus

Bowie my garden gnome stole my sandals

Left me barefoot in the morning dew

Bowie my garden gnome took my sandals

Now I'm hopping round the yard and I don't know what to do

(Hey, hey)

(Oh, oh)

Post-Chorus

Na na na na

Na na na na

Bring him back to me

Bridge

Maybe he got lonely sitting in the shade

Maybe he just wanted one more sunny day

I'll forgive him

I'll forgive him

If he brings my sandals back today

Chorus

Bowie my garden gnome stole my sandals

Left me barefoot in the morning dew

Bowie my garden gnome took my sandals

Now I'm hopping round the yard and I don't know what to do

(Hey, hey)

(Oh, oh)

Post-Chorus

Na na na na

Na na na na

Bring him back to me

Na na na na

Na na na na

Bring him home to me