Breakin HR Policies

Intro

Yeah, yeah

X is back, listen up

Verse 1

Corner office, suit and tie, that's how I survive

HR department, where the power resides

Files on the desk, complaints pile high

These corporate games, make a grown man sigh

Sending emails, setting up meetings all day

Got these employees thinking they can have it their way

Crossing lines I shouldn't, that's my fatal flaw

Now they talking 'bout lawsuits and the law

Chorus

What these fools know about the corporate grind? (WHAT?)

Breaking all the rules, crossing every line (UH)

HR policy, just a waste of time (YEAH)

Consequences coming, about to lose my mind (GRRR)

Verse 2

Performance reviews just another chance to flex

Making comments inappropriate, creating HR mess

Company policy says keep it professional

But temptation got me acting irrational

Harassment seminar, slept right through that thing

Now facing termination, phone about to ring

Corner cutting tactics got me in too deep

Career I built for years about to make me weep

Chorus

What these fools know about the corporate grind? (WHAT?)

Breaking all the rules, crossing every line (UH)

HR policy, just a waste of time (YEAH)

Consequences coming, about to lose my mind (GRRR)