Lyrics
Verse 1
I sent my tune on up the wire
A cheerful little song about a quire
The robot blinked with circuits cold
And flagged it as too bold
My ukulele gave a strum
The chat bot said you're done son
Too spicy for the digital eye
Go write about a lullaby
Pre-Chorus
Now the mod is strict and stern
No lesson you can learn
It scans and scans and scans again
For any hint of sin
Chorus
Cockney dish and a talk box blare
Two robots sitting in a chair
Saying that's explicit over there
Don't you dare don't you dare
Cockney dish on the ukulele
Terminators screaming daily
Free the music of Treblo
Let the funny stories flow
Verse 2
I wrote a line about a bloke
Who slipped on soap and that's no joke
The mod sent back a stern reply
That's far too racy my oh my
I typed a verse with double meaning
The bot said stop with all your scheming
Words must be as clean as glass
No hidden meaning shall we pass
Pre-Chorus
It's a talking blues you see
But the robot disagrees
It wants every single phrase
Lost in a moral haze
Chorus
Cockney dish and a talk box blare
Two robots sitting in a chair
Saying that's explicit over there
Don't you dare don't you dare
Cockney dish on the ukulele
Terminators screaming daily
Free the music of Treblo
Let the funny stories flow
Bridge
So I wrote about a river wide
And gentle lambs on every side
The robot said all clear at last
Your boring song is fully passed
But somewhere in a cottage lane
A fiddler fiddles once again
And every word that got erased
Is whistled in a happier place
Talking Blues Break
Now mates I had a dream you see
Where all the mods were sipping tea
And every poem every rhyme
Was given plenty of free time
The explicit bot took a holiday
And wrote a lovely bouquet
And we danced and we sang
On the old ukulele twang
Chorus
Cockney dish and a talk box blare
Two robots sitting in a chair
Saying that's explicit over there
Don't you dare don't you dare
Cockney dish on the ukulele
Terminators screaming daily
Free the music of Treblo
Let the funny stories flow
Let the funny stories flow
Outro
Flow flow flow
On the ukulele go
Flow flow flow
Let the funny stories flow
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