My Uncle Drops Bombs

Instrumental

Verse 1

My uncle comes to visit...

Every Sunday afternoon.

He sits down on the sofa...

And the whole room starts to swoon.

He don't say "excuse me"...

He don't even blink.

He just lets it rip...

And the house begins to stink.

Pre-Chorus

He drops them in the kitchen.

He drops them in the hall.

He drops them at the table...

And he don't care at all.

Chorus

My uncle drops bombs...

Everywhere he goes.

My uncle drops bombs...

And everybody knows.

He don't need a match...

He don't need a flame.

My uncle drops bombs...

And he ain't got no shame.

Verse 2

We went to a funeral...

To pay our last respects.

My uncle let one go...

And the widow almost wept.

The priest said a prayer...

But the smell was way too strong.

My uncle dropped another...

And we all moved along.

Pre-Chorus

He drops them in the kitchen.

He drops them in the hall.

He drops them at the table...

And he don't care at all.

Chorus

My uncle drops bombs...

Everywhere he goes.

My uncle drops bombs...

And everybody knows.

He don't need a match...

He don't need a flame.

My uncle drops bombs...

And he ain't got no shame.

Bridge

My auntie left him...

Twenty years ago.

She said: "I can't take it..."

"I gotta let you go."

My uncle didn't cry...

He just dropped one more.

And my auntie ran out...

Slamming the door.

Outro

My uncle drops bombs...

That's his thing.

My uncle drops bombs...

And the walls still ring.

My uncle drops bombs...

That's all.