Are You Truly a Plumber?

Verse 1

Staring at his coveralls

Are they even real

Tell me how this hero feels

Man he just eats a fungus

And jumps over a turtle

Like a weird little athlete

I never see him fix a leak

He just hits a brick with his fist

What a strange career list

Pre-Chorus

Look at that mustache

Looking like a bristly brush

He is in a major rush

To find a different princess

Chorus

Are you truly a plumber

Such a botanical wonder

You never carry a wrench

You just sit on a park bench

Italian legend in a hat

Where is your tool bag at

Mr Video Game Man

Tell us your secret plan

Verse 2

I called him for my sink

He showed up with a fire flower

Started shooting balls of heat

My kitchen is now a disaster

He shouted some happy phrase

Then did a backflip into the sewer

The man is clearly a fraud

But he is a brave little lord

Pre-Chorus

Check out those white gloves

They stay so perfectly clean

Pipes are notoriously mean

He should be covered in sludge

Chorus

Are you truly a plumber

Such a botanical wonder

You never carry a wrench

You just sit on a park bench

Italian legend in a hat

Where is your tool bag at

Mr Video Game Man

Tell us your secret plan

Verse 3

His brother is just as bad

Wearing green and acting terrified

They have a whole plumbing van

Yet they only fight giant lizards

I saw him ride a green dragon

In a land made of floating cubes

His license must be expired

He should probably be fired

guitar solo

Bridge

Maybe it is just a costume

A trick for the royal family

He wants the castle life

The coins

The stars

The cakes

I know your game

I see the mushrooms in your pocket

You are a plumber like I am a pilot

Chorus

Are you truly a plumber

Such a botanical wonder

You never carry a wrench

You just sit on a park bench

Italian legend in a hat

Where is your tool bag at

Mr Video Game Man

Tell us your secret plan

You absolute madman

outro

Hey you didn't even fix my faucet

Give me back my deposit

There he goes again

Driving away in his little go-kart

Speeding off through the stars

Taking all our gold coins

Absolute charlatan

Mama mia

Arrivederci you big faker