Fish in My Boots

Verse 1

Woke up this morning, something didn’t feel right

Looked down at my feet, got the shock of my life

There’s a trout in my left one, a salmon in my right

Guess I went fishing last night

Chorus

I got fish in my boots, fish in my boots

Swimming around where I put my foots

They’re flapping and splashing, doing the hootchy-coot

I got fish in my boots, Lord, fish in my boots

Verse 2

Tried to pour ‘em out, but they just wouldn’t go

One little perch gave my toe a big blow

Now I’m walking downtown with a squish-squish flow

Whole aquarium in my sole

Chorus

I got fish in my boots, fish in my boots

Doing the backstroke past my roots

Catfish doing cartwheels, goldfish playing flutes

I got fish in my boots, yeehaw, fish in my boots

Bridge

Doctor said, “Son, that’s a strange diagnosis

Looks like acute aquarius toesis”

I said, “Doc, can you fix it?” He said, “Only one way—

Gotta wear them waders every day”

Verse 3

Now I’m strutting round town like a mobile bayou

Minnows in the laces, crawdad in the toe

Girls all giggle when I do-si-do

‘Cause they hear that glug-glug-glug when I go

(Final Chorus)

Yeah, fish in my boots, fish in my boots

Best dang feeling that I ever shoot

If loving wet socks is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

I got fish in my boots every night!

Outro

So here’s to the fellas with soggy ol’ roots

May your dreams be wet and your hearts stay a-float

If life gets you down and you’re feeling the blues

Just put a couple fish in your boots!

(Spoken)

Glug glug… yeehaw!