Not a Stuffed Toy!

Style: Mid-tempo 70s Funk, Slap Bass, Wah-wah Guitar

Verse 1

Waking up in a bamboo cage

But I’m feeling a prehistoric rage

I’m ignoring the shoots, I’m ignoring the leaves

I’m sharpening claws on my tuxedo sleeves

I’m six hundred pounds of monochromatic spite

A black-and-white shadow in the middle of the night!

Style: Upbeat Circus Ska, Horn Section, Chaotic

Chorus

I’m a Grizzly! (He’s a Panda!)

I’m a Grizzly! (Eating a banana!)

I’ll scalp a tourist and I’ll overturn a bus

Don’t look at my patches, don’t make a fuss!

I’m the king of the mountain, the terror of the stream

Living inside a Eucalyptus dream!

Style: Sudden Transition, Slow Ominous Doom Metal, Sludge

Bridge - Deep Growling Vocals

Where is my salmon?

Where is my cave?

The scent of the forest...

The smell of the grave...

(Whispered: I am the apex. I am the ruin.)

Style: EXPLOSIVE AVANT-GARDE METAL, Double-Kick Drums, Screaming

(Climax)

NOT A STUFFED TOY! NOT A CARTOON!

I’LL HOWL AT THE SUN AND I’LL BITE AT THE MOON!

TEARING THE PADDING! BLEEDING THE STRAW!

THE HIBERNATION OF THE JAW!

RAAAAARRRRGH!

Style: Sudden Return to Smooth Lounge Jazz, Snapping Fingers

Outro

Just a little nap now...

On this nice... soft... tire swing.

(Sound of a panda sneezing)

End