Lyrics
Intro
(Check it out)
He's rolling in the mud again
(Captain)
Chorus
Triple One is coming down the lane
Captain Fun Bags is bringing the pain
He stirs it up
He shuts it down
He's the biggest loudmouth in this whole town
Triple One is coming down the lane
(Captain Fun Bags)
Verse 1
Hal got a trailer and a busted sink
But he stays busy making sure all the neighbors stink
He poked the hornet nest
He lied to the preacher
He ruined the potluck just to be a jerk
Hal don't like no peace and quiet
Pre-Chorus
Starting fires for the hell of it
Yelling loud till the deputies quit
Watching the chaos blow
Chorus
Triple One is coming down the lane
Captain Fun Bags is bringing the pain
He stirs it up
He shuts it down
He's the biggest loudmouth in this whole town
Triple One is coming down the lane
Verse 2
The local diner banned him for life
Because he told Bill his secret had a knife
Left a snake in the mailbox
Drank all the free beer
Ran his mower at three in the morning
Sticking his big nose where it don't belong
Pre-Chorus
Starting fires for the hell of it
Yelling loud till the deputies quit
Watching the chaos blow
Chorus
Triple One is coming down the lane
Captain Fun Bags is bringing the pain
He stirs it up
He shuts it down
He's the biggest loudmouth in this whole town
Triple One is coming down the lane
Bridge
He's a menace
He's a nightmare
He's a whole lot of trouble
Yeah he is
(Hal is the king)
Chorus
Triple One is coming down the lane
Captain Fun Bags is bringing the pain
He stirs it up
He shuts it down
He's the biggest loudmouth in this whole town
Triple One is coming down the lane
(Triple One)
(Captain Fun Bags)
(Get out of here Hal)
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