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[INTRO] Yeah I was having a completely normal day respectfully
Then I heard a speech through a megaphone
And immediately knew my afternoon was ruined
[VERSE 1] Walking through Route 10 peacefully
Trying to level up emotionally and statistically
Then smoke clouds rise dramatically
Like somebody starting a wrestling intro theatrically
Jessie yelling with theater kid intensity
James standing there posing unnecessarily
Meowth talking like he own the company
Meanwhile the balloon behind them held together uncomfortably
I’m like:
“How are y’all STILL employed actually?”
Every single encounter end catastrophically
But they return weekly with confidence honestly
I got:
three Potions
two Revives
one growing fear they tracking me professionally
Cause every time my Pikachu leave the Poké Ball publicly
These nerds appear immediately
They interrupted:
gym battles
fishing trips
one funeral probably accidentally
At this point Team Rocket less a criminal group
More an inconvenient lifestyle technically
[HOOK] Team Rocket again
Can’t catch a break
Every route I enter somehow turn into a hostage situation late
Team Rocket again
Speech way too long
By the time they finish talking honestly the tension gone
I got stress
I got smoke
I got Meowth saying something financially broke
Team Rocket again
Still outside
Blasting off weekly but surviving somehow every time
[VERSE 2] James walked forward like:
“Hand over the Pikachu politely.”
Bro said it like customer service training required him legally
Jessie roasting my outfit aggressively
Girl y’all wear the same uniforms professionally
Meanwhile Meowth budgeting loudly:
“Do you KNOW how expensive balloons are financially?!”
Actually no
But apparently enough
To justify stealing electric rodents internationally
Wobbuffet popped out unexpectedly
Contributed absolutely nothing successfully
Rocket Grunts in the background standing awkwardly
Like minimum wage villainy exhausting mentally
I swear Team Rocket got infinite PTO
Cause ain’t nobody this committed naturally
[HOOK] Team Rocket again
Here we go
Another giant robot built with absolutely no fiscal control
Team Rocket again
Still dramatic
Turning random park encounters cinematic
I got panic
I got doubt
I hear “prepare for trouble” and immediately reroute
Team Rocket again
Still alive somehow
At this point gravity itself can’t take them down
[VERSE 3] Tried relaxing in the Poké Center lobby
Ten minutes later they tunneled through the floor violently
Nurse Joy barely reacted honestly
Like this just part of healthcare policy
Officer Jenny showed up eventually
Walked in slow like:
“Ah… them again unfortunately.”
At this point even Pikachu exhausted mentally
Bro ain’t even shocked them recently
Cause imagine fighting the same three people daily
And they STILL think THIS the plan that finally pays financially
They had:
a mech suit
a vacuum cannon
and one dude holding nets aggressively
Whole operation
Whole operation funded like a failing esports organization experimentally
[OUTRO — Spoken] You know what’s honestly impressive?
Not the stealing attempts
Not the speeches
Not the giant machines exploding weekly
The consistency
Cause if I got launched into the atmosphere ONE time?
I’m changing careers immediately
Meanwhile Team Rocket?
Back tomorrow
With another PowerPoint presentation and a balloon budget somehow
And honestly?
I kinda respect it reluctantly