Liver Disease

Start

Verse 1

Ah, here’s a little song about something that happened to me

I was feelin’ kinda sick, so I went to the doctor, you see

He said, “Son, sit down, I got some bad news for you

Your liver’s all fucked up, there’s nothing we can do”

Chorus

I got liver disease

Yeah, liver disease

My liver’s turnin’ yellow and it’s startin’ to swell

I got liver disease, and it’s goin’ straight to hell

Verse 2

I used to drink a lot, yeah, I drank every night

Whiskey, beer, and tequila, man, I thought I was doin’ alright

But now I’m payin’ the price, my skin’s turnin’ green

I can’t even look at a bottle without startin’ to scream

Chorus

I got liver disease

Oh, liver disease

Doctor said, “Quit drinkin’ or you’re gonna be dead”

But I said, “Fuck that, Doc, just give me a beer instead”

Bridge

Now I’m lyin’ in a hospital bed

With tubes comin’ out of my arms and my head

My wife left me, my dog ran away

And my liver’s the size of a Chevrolet

Guitar Solo

Final Chorus

Liver disease…

Yeah, liver disease…

I guess I shoulda listened when they said “Take it slow”

But now I’m dyin’ from booze, and everybody knows

Outro

So if you’re out there drinkin’, take it from me

Don’t fuck with your liver, or you’ll end up like me

With a big yellow belly and a heart full of pain

Singin’ this stupid song again and again

Liver disease…

Liver disease…

(I think I need a drink)

End