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Toothpaste-Sandwich

Oct 29, 2026 · 2:07 · 38 plays · v3-preview

Lyrics

Verse 1

I got a craving

A taste I just can't shake

I tried to find this at the deli

But they said it wasn't safe

Verse 2

I think that's ridiculous

What more can I say?

They should be ashamed of themselves

For takin' my lunch away

Chorus

Give me that toothpaste sandwich

Put some peppermint on rye

Give me that toothpaste sandwich

I'll eat it 'til the day that I die

Verse 3

I met a girl who said she loved me

But she hated the way I smell

She said that I shouldn't eat it

And I said, "Girl, you can go to hell"

Chorus

Give me my toothpaste sandwich

Put some toothpaste on rye

Give me my toothpaste sandwich

It's minty and it's fresh, but it's dry

Hook

Mm, mm-mm-mm

Chorus

Give me my toothpaste sandwich

Put some peppermint on rye

Give me my toothpaste sandwich

It's minty and it's fresh, but it's dry

Outro

Mm, mm-mm-mm

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