The Big Plate (Parody)

Verse 1

Chrome rims

Grease drips on the suede seat

Triple beef

Patty stack high

I am leanin back with a fork in my grip

Slurpin

Twistin red sauce like a lasso

My white shirt is a risk

I do not care

Chorus

Triple feet burger and the noodles too

Noodles too

Noodles too

Got the heavy sauce and the cheddar blue

Cheddar blue

Cheddar blue

Slurp it up

Slurp it up

Slurp it up

Yeah that is how we do

Post-Chorus

Slurp slurp

Mmm mmm

Slurp slurp

Mmm mmm

Verse 2

No napkins

Just the wind through the hills

Big plate

Silverware shines under the sun

I am hungry

I am focused

I am gone

Marinara splash on the dashboard

Tomato rain

Burger bun soak it all up

One bite

Two bites

Third foot of meat on the way

Heavy

Messy

Ready to play

Chorus

Triple feet burger and the noodles too

Noodles too

Noodles too

Got the heavy sauce and the cheddar blue

Cheddar blue

Cheddar blue

Slurp it up

Slurp it up

Slurp it up

Yeah that is how we do

Post-Chorus

Slurp slurp

Mmm mmm

Slurp slurp

Mmm mmm

Bridge

Twirl it

Toss it

Eat it

Long strings of pasta hanging from my chin

I do not mind the mess

I do not mind the stares

I just mind my business

And my burger

And my bowl

Chorus

Triple feet burger and the noodles too

Noodles too

Noodles too

Got the heavy sauce and the cheddar blue

Cheddar blue

Cheddar blue

Slurp it up

Slurp it up

Slurp it up

Yeah that is how we do

Outro

Pass me the parmesan

Yeah

Just keep it comin

Triple feet

Slurp

I am out