Lyrics
[Intro] (I wonder who's in the mirror today.)
[Verse]
It's never quite like the old tales tell
The mighty tower that shook and fell
Welcome, friend, to my personal hell
Like a turtle caught pants down without its shell
If you'd like to proceed, head against the wall
We'd make great elephants, if we shall
[Instrumental]
[Pre-Chorus]
Excuse me, sir, can you give me directions
where to fuck myself without an erection?
[Verse]
If my head hits and the wall just breaks
Just imagine what all the haters would say
Imagine me, in the throne room alone
Where the lights are on but there's noone home
Could you think about a blue elephant
So whoever's there ain't throwing hands
If the remnants of thought paint a mirrored face
Just remember at all times that horses neigh
And remember the wisdom that they'd always say
That the grass is greener with Chardonnay
[Pre-Chorus]
Excuse me sir, what the hell is up
with boomers and passive-aggressive mugs
[Chorus]
Äsägädägäbeggädägäsä!
As all the better beggars riddle what the hell I said
Äsägädägäbeggädägäsä!
dägäsä! (Never sad!)
[Pre-Chorus]
Outta the way, here I come you bitches!
a megalomaniac with three inches
[Verse]
Cursed be oh cursed be oh woe old me
If my manly voice sounds a little twee
Now excuse me, sir, while I take a nap
Better wake me up cause it burns no fat
I'm the mighty lion wiht the mighty mane
As my mother says "you ain't shaved in days!"
I feel so precarious that I might explode
that I might just sit on an empty throne
where I don't exist like my sanity
we become as one, formless entity
[Bridge]
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[Chorus]
Äsägädägäbeggädägäsä!
As all the better beggars riddle what the hell I said
Äsägädägäbeggädägäsä!
dägäsä! (Daggerstab!)
[Also Bridge]
Oh, so bitch
From the dead, you lich
The glue you sniff
And the only Sith
[Skit]
Turn;the;tab;les;on;their;head!
[Chorus]
Äsägädägäbeggädägäsä!
As all the better beggars riddle what the hell I said
Äsägädägäbeggädägäsä!
dägäsä! (D'Artagnan!)