michigan sucks (believe me)

Intro

Oh oh

Oh no

Verse 1

Nineteen and numb

Head full of heavy heat and stupidity

Far from my folk

Moving to the frozen pits of Michigan

Mother said no

Dad called me a dipstick and a dork

Pre-Chorus

They told me not to go

They told me it would blow

They told me stay at home

Chorus

Welcome to the Mitten

Where everything is rotten

And everything is smitten

With the way I lost my soul

I moved to Michigan

I moved to Michigan

The state where losers go

Verse 2

Check the mail

Charred clay

My parents burned my prized ceramic weenie

Dirty soot and ash

Stinking like a dumpster full of gasoline

They cut the cord

I am just a bastard in the snow

Pre-Chorus

They told me not to go

They told me it would blow

They told me stay at home

Chorus

Welcome to the Mitten

Where everything is rotten

And everything is smitten

With the way I lost my soul

I moved to Michigan

I moved to Michigan

The state where losers go

Hook

Go go go go

Lost it in the snow

Burned my tiny weenie

Parents are meanie

Burned my tiny weenie

Now I am a weenie

Bridge

Broken ceramic bits

Crying in my mittens

Frozen at the station

Hating this vacation

No way home

No way home

Chorus

Welcome to the Mitten

Where everything is rotten

And everything is smitten

With the way I lost my soul

I moved to Michigan

I moved to Michigan

The state where losers go

Hook

Go go go go

Lost it in the snow

Burned my tiny weenie

Parents are meanie

Burned my tiny weenie

Now I am a weenie