Swampy Fight

Intro

(Hey! Hey! Hey!)

Verse 1

It has no brain it has no soul

Just muddy roots in a swampy hole

A stupid weed from a dirty ditch

Is now a crazy city-breaking bitch

It marches hard on the asphalt road

Exploding trucks with a heavy load

It slaps the Mayor right in the face

And turns the town to a fucking waste

Chorus

Dumb reed! Mad reed!

Faster than a bullet on a meth speed!

Smashing the towers! Crashing the light!

We're all gonna die in a swampy fight!

Dumb reed! Green freak!

Alien portal in a dirty creek!

Verse 2

It stands in the square and waves its leaf

Giving the cops a massive grief

It flipped the bird right to the sky

And called UFOs as they flew by

"Hey alien bros I'm your green cousin

Bring down the lasers drop a few dozen"

Saucers arrive the aliens stare

"Why did this plant even call us there?"

Chorus

Dumb reed! Mad reed!

Faster than a bullet on a meth speed!

Smashing the towers! Crashing the light!

We're all gonna die in a swampy fight!

Dumb reed! Green freak!

Alien portal in a dirty creek!

Bridge

Roots like cables crack the street

Pollen clouds and burning heat

No one knows just how to stop

This green nightmare from the bog

Chorus

Dumb reed! Mad reed!

Faster than a bullet on a meth speed!

Smashing the towers! Crashing the light!

We're all gonna die in a swampy fight!

Dumb reed! Green freak!

Alien portal in a dirty creek!

Outro

The army came but the reed was dry

Autumn came in it was time to die

The wind just blew the fluff went KABOOM

The alien ship vanished into the gloom

City in ashes! Weed is the king!

What a dumb fucking thing!

Hoy! Hoy! Hoy!