Lyrics
Verse 1
You
I like your car
And how to fix a sink
When it goes splat-splat even though I don't even think
You
You look like the girl
On the box of prunes
And the way, the way you smell like baby shoes
Verse 2
You
I think you're alright
You got a pretty smile
For someone who's been dead for quite a while
You
You're really good
At cutting feet in half
And the funny way you look when I stab you with my knife
Verse 3
I'll paint the ceiling red
For you, for you
Verse 4
You
You're like the moon
You light up the whole room
And it's kind of helpful, 'cause you're always in the bathroom
You
And all the time
You're singing in the shower
Would you mind to shut it off? You've been in there for an hour
Verse 5
You
You're kind of weird
You like to eat your toes
You think nobody notices, but I'll tell ya how it goes
You
And I can't believe
We're married now, it's true
And I can't wait to murder and dismember all of you


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