Plastic Hangers

Intro

Hoo

Dah

(Chime-dah-kah)

Hee-hee

Chorus

Plastic hangers clacking on the rack

I am never coming back

Padded shoulders in the stack

Tucking lace into the black

Hee-hee

Ow

Verse 1

Scanning through the rows

Silk scarves tied around my nose

High heels hurting my toes

Found a blouse

Gold buttons for a mouse

Yellow sequins like a house

Ahee

Pre-Chorus

Polka dots on the lining

Stains that started shining

Buttons quit aligning

Chorus

Plastic hangers clacking on the rack

I am never coming back

Padded shoulders in the stack

Tucking lace into the black

Dah

Verse 2

Velvet bonnet on my crown

Walking backwards through the town

Floral skirts upside down

Fringe on sleeves

Heavy zippers give me heaves

Stuffing napkins in the weaves

Shamone

Pre-Chorus

Polka dots on the lining

Stains that started shining

Buttons quit aligning

Chorus

Plastic hangers clacking on the rack

I am never coming back

Padded shoulders in the stack

Tucking lace into the black

Dah

Bridge

Look at that girdle

Check out this veil

Smells like a garage sale

Give it to me

(Hee)

Give it to me

(Hoo)

Give it to me

Chorus

Plastic hangers clacking on the rack

I am never coming back

Padded shoulders in the stack

Tucking lace into the black

Post-Chorus

Hee-hee

Aoow

Dah-kah

Tick-tuck-dah

Chime-on-it

Dah-kah

Hoo