The Hard Life

Verse 1

Midnight

Dockside dirt

The grease on the grill

Heavy heels clicking on the curb

Stumbling

Muddy boots

Sweaty cotton shirts

Chorus

Fucking fat slags in Portsmouth

Fucking fat slags in Portsmouth

Fucking fat slags in Portsmouth

Fucking fat slags in Portsmouth

Post-Chorus

Yeah

Get it

Down at the Hard

Down at the Hard

Verse 2

Friday

Payday punch

Stained glass swinging open

Bouncers biting on a plastic straw

Big

Busty girls

Silver hoops swinging low

Gold rings on every finger

Cigarette smoke in the rain

Chorus

Fucking fat slags in Portsmouth

Fucking fat slags in Portsmouth

Fucking fat slags in Portsmouth

Fucking fat slags in Portsmouth

Post-Chorus

Ow

Shake it

On the ferry

On the ferry

Bridge

I see 'em

I want 'em

I got 'em

Southsea ladies

Commercial Road queens

Guildhall strutters

Heavy

Real heavy

Good god

Chorus

Fucking fat slags in Portsmouth

Fucking fat slags in Portsmouth

Fucking fat slags in Portsmouth

Fucking fat slags in Portsmouth

Outro

The waterfront is calling

The seaside is shaking

Big girls

Big fun

In the Port

In the Port

In the Port

Yeah

I'm gone