Chessy Stole the Hat

Verse 1

Alice sat beside the rabbit

Humpty perched upon his wall

Dormouse snoozed beneath the table

He never saw a thing at all

But the March Hare hopped in circles

Couldn't trust his own two eyes

Chessy grabbed the Hatter's hat

Then vanished toward the skies

Pre-Chorus

Hatter spun around and cried

Oh dear me dear me

How'll I get it back in time

Before the Queen can see

Chorus

Chessy stole the hat and ran

Disappeared into the trees

Chessy stole the hat and ran

Somebody help me please

Where'd he go where'd he go

Where'd that grinning rascal flee

Verse 2

Tweedledee burst through the doorway

Brother right behind his back

Asked our Alice what the ruckus

Was about and where's the snack

Caterpillar is a genius

Wager string he knows the spot

I'll do anything to find it

Get it back before I'm caught

Pre-Chorus

White Rabbit hopped into the woods

To find the one called Worm

White Knight took a wrong turn somewhere

Still he's smiling soft and warm

Chorus

Chessy stole the hat and ran

Disappeared into the trees

Chessy stole the hat and ran

Somebody help me please

Where'd he go where'd he go

Where'd that grinning rascal flee

Bridge

Queen of Hearts came calling

Permanently vexed

Bellowed where's my cup of tea

Or my men will do you next

I said listen have a heart now

Kitty took my crown

Now I don't know where my mind is

Since he knocked it down

Chorus

Chessy stole the hat and ran

Disappeared into the trees

Chessy stole the hat and ran

Somebody help me please

Where'd he go where'd he go

Where'd that grinning rascal flee

Chorus

Chessy stole the hat and ran

Gone into the trees

Chessy stole the hat and ran

Won't somebody help me please

Where'd he go where'd he go

Where'd that grinning rascal flee

Post-Chorus

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