The Fridge Light Raiding

Verse 1

Floorboards

Squeak

I am creeping

Bare feet on the cold linoleum

Breath held

Waiting

Hiding from the heavy silence

Shadows on the fridge

White light

Blinds my tired eyes

Cheddar slices

Cold ham

Salty crackers on the counter

Chorus

Give me the snacks

Give me the snacks

I need a little something salty

I need a little something sweet

Give me the snacks

Give me the snacks

Midnight feast for one

Midnight feast for one

Post-Chorus

Ooh yum

Ooh yum

Crunch crunch crunch

Ooh yum

Verse 2

Raid

The pantry

Searching for the hidden stash

Found it

Pretzel bag

Empty

Crushed dreams and crumbs

My stomach

Grumbling

Like a thunderstorm in my pajamas

Grab the jar

Twist it

Peanut butter on a silver spoon

Lick the metal

Chew slow

Guilt is for the morning sun

Chorus

Give me the snacks

Give me the snacks

I need a little something salty

I need a little something sweet

Give me the snacks

Give me the snacks

Midnight feast for one

Midnight feast for one

Post-Chorus

Ooh yum

Ooh yum

Crunch crunch crunch

Ooh yum

Bridge

Maybe I should sleep

Maybe I should go

Maybe I should stop

Pickles from the jar

Leftover lo mein

Cold pizza crust

I am the king of the kitchen

I am the lord of the larder

I am the master of the meal

Chorus

Give me the snacks

Give me the snacks

I need a little something salty

I need a little something sweet

Give me the snacks

Give me the snacks

Midnight feast for one

Midnight feast for one

Post-Chorus

Ooh yum

Ooh yum

Crunch crunch crunch

Ooh yum

Outro

Back to bed

Heavier

Waddle through the dark

Happy heart

Sticky chin

Goodnight fridge

Goodnight

Goodnight