Big Timer

Howdy, y'all! It's me, everybody's favourite Mii!

Can't Ozempic me

Unless you want beef

I got somethin' to eat

I'll fight ya in the street

I'm a big timer

Opposite of tiny

Gimme back my Froggy

Or I'll Shoryuken your hiney

Big timer

Big beautiful man

Can't catch me

Even going fast as you can

Goin' crazy on the banjo

I love the motherfuckin' banjo

My favourite fruit is a motherfuckin' mango

My favourite movie is motherfuckin' Rambo

My bestie ain't a huge fan though

Can't Ozempic me

Unless you want beef

I got somethin' to eat

I'll fight ya in the street

I'm a big timer

Opposite of tiny

Gimme back my Froggy

Or I'll Shoryuken your hiney

Big timer

Big beautiful man

Can't catch me

Even going fast as you can

I'm about to go full fuckin' country

But, even so, I'm servin' fuckin' cunt, see?

Last time a guy tried gettin' gutsy

I farted on 'em from my motherfuckin' nuts, see?

Can't Ozempic me

Unless you want beef

I got somethin' to eat

I'll fight ya in the street

I'm a big timer

Opposite of tiny

Gimme back my Froggy

Or I'll Shoryuken your hiney

Big timer

Big beautiful man

Can't catch me

Even going fast as you can

I'm a big timer

Opposite of tiny

Gimme back my Froggy

Or I'll Shoryuken your hiney

Big timer

Big beautiful man

Can't catch me

Even going fast as you can