Stink Away Commercial

Announcer

Ladies and gentlemen, are you tired of being the smelly one at the office party

Well worry no more because Stink Away is here to save the day

Just one spray and you'll be fresh as a daisy

Don't let body odor ruin your reputation

Jingle

Stink Away, Stink Away

Keeps the smell at bay

Morning, noon, and night

You'll smell just right

Stink Away, hooray

Announcer

That's right folks, Stink Away deodorant uses our patented formula

Made with genuine mountain spring water and lavender extract

Available at your local drugstore for just twenty-five cents

Don't wait another day to smell your best

Testimonial

My name is Betty and I used to clear out entire rooms

But thanks to Stink Away I landed myself a husband

Now Harold says I smell like roses every single morning

Thank you Stink Away for changing my life

Announcer

So remember when you're feeling not so fresh

Reach for Stink Away deodorant

Your friends and family will thank you

Stink Away - the choice of discerning Americans everywhere