
The Sticky Standard
Posted on July 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Lyrics
[Intro]
Oh oh
No
Not like this
[Verse 1]
Sugar on the mesh
Gooey on the rubber soles
The laces snagged
Sickly syrup traps my toes
How am I a titan in these webs
Feeling like a fly
Stuck to the bottom of the world
Tell the clerk I need a wire transfer
[Pre-Chorus]
Clean the path
Clear the grime
Keep the vision pure
[Chorus]
I crave a stinkless foot
I crave a stinkless foot
Nothing sweet
Nothing damp
Take the plastic back
Give the king his crown
I crave a stinkless foot
I crave a stinkless foot
[Drop]
Clean feet
Clean feet
[Verse 2]
Cotton candy catastrophe
Ruined the profile
I walked through a melted puddle
Now I move in slow motion
Total tactical failure
Receipt is in my pocket
Scanning the manager for weakness
Sugar is for the weak
[Pre-Chorus]
Clean the path
Clear the grime
Keep the vision pure
[Chorus]
I crave a stinkless foot
I crave a stinkless foot
Nothing sweet
Nothing damp
Take the plastic back
Give the king his crown
I crave a stinkless foot
I crave a stinkless foot
[Drop]
Clean feet
Clean feet
[Bridge]
Maybe it's a test
Maybe it's a trial
Is the stickiness the truth
Is the traction the lie
I don't like the noise
Squish squish squish
When I walk
[Chorus]
I crave a stinkless foot
I crave a stinkless foot
Nothing sweet
Nothing damp
Take the plastic back
Give the king his crown
I crave a stinkless foot
I crave a stinkless foot