Honk if You are Horn-y

HONK HONK HONK if you like big tits

HONK your horn loudly if the shoe fits

HONK HONK HONK so they know you want to fuck

'Cause you're the kind of person that makes the gals say "yuck"

Honkity honk at women, so sophisticated

Or is it just the fact that your brain is constipated

Honk that horn again, maybe she just didn't hear

Or roll down the window and holler while you leer

HONK HONK HONK if you don't like your cell

Honk your horn loudly, we're deeper than a well

HONK HONK HONK for help, maybe they will hear you

'Cause I will never let you out, to have a woman fear you

Honkity honk your horn, such a tiny little sound

And totally inaudible so deep below the ground

Honk that horn again, maybe I will let you go

Unless I take the horn away, I might do that, you know