Butt Bomb Bass

Spoken Intro

Warning!

Seismic cheek activity detected.

Rear-end reactor fully charged.

Three... two... one...

BUTT!

BOMB!

BASS!

Verse 1

Walk in the room with a wobble and bounce,

Subwoofer growls and the speakers all pounce.

When the low end hits, better widen your stance—

One tiny wiggle starts an avalanche.

Lights start flashing, everybody look back,

Something enormous just entered the track.

No smoke, no flame, just a thunderous blast—

Clear the whole floor for the Butt Bomb Bass!

Build

Left cheek!

Right cheek!

Shake it to the rhythm!

Bass deep!

Floor weak!

Everybody hit 'em!

Pressure rising—

Feel that sound!

Butt Bomb ready...

DROP IT DOWN!

Drop

BUTT BOMB BASS!

Boom from the back!

BUTT BOMB BASS!

Rattle the track!

Shake that place!

Make it go blast!

Boom-boom-boom—

BUTT BOMB BASS!

B-B-B-BUTT BOMB!

B-B-B-BASS!

B-B-B-BUTT BOMB!

MAKE IT BLAST!

Verse 2

Scientists came with a clipboard pack,

Trying to measure all the boom in the back.

The needle went wild, then the whole screen flashed—

The seismograph threw itself in the trash.

Tables are jumping, the ceiling looks scared,

Drinks hit the air like they came unprepared.

Security yelled, "What was that going past?"

Everybody pointed—"It was Butt Bomb Bass!"

Build

Lock down the snacks!

Hold onto your glass!

Dangerous levels

Of maximum sass!

Pressure rising—

Feel that sound!

Butt Bomb ready...

TURN AROUND!

Second Drop

BUTT BOMB BASS!

Boom from the back!

BUTT BOMB BASS!

Rattle the track!

Shake that place!

Make it go blast!

Boom-boom-boom—

BUTT BOMB BASS!

CHEEK QUAKE!

CHEEK QUAKE!

Wobble till the whole room vibrates!

BASS FACE!

BASS FACE!

Everybody jump when the Butt Bomb detonates!

Breakdown

No fuse.

No flame.

Just bass with a ridiculous name.

One bounce.

Two shakes.

Feel the floor beneath you quake.

No running.

No chance.

You have entered...

The danger pants.

Final Build

Everybody ready?

Everybody brace!

We're about to launch this

Right into space!

Five!

Four!

Three!

Two!

One!

Final Drop

BUTT BOMB BASS!

Boom from the back!

BUTT BOMB BASS!

Rattle the track!

Shake that place!

Make it go blast!

Boom-boom-boom—

BUTT BOMB BASS!

B-B-B-BUTT BOMB!

B-B-B-BASS!

B-B-B-BUTT BOMB!

SHAKE IT FAST!

Outro

Warning cleared.

Dance floor destroyed.

Snacks compromised.

Butt Bomb Bass...

Successfully deployed.