My Vampire Daddy

Verse 1

Papa

Sleeps late

In a box of heavy pine

He hides away from the gold sunshine

Cold skin

Pale chin

He doesn't eat his peas or meat

He only wants a salty treat

Red juice

Loose

On his collar

Chorus

Oh my vampire daddy is the best

He sleeps all day in a velvet vest

With a toothy grin

And a pointy chin

He’s better than all of the rest

My vampire daddy is the best

Yes the best

Simply the best

Verse 2

Curtains drawn

Since dawn

Bats are hanging from the kitchen shelf

He likes to keep to his spooky self

No mirror

Clearer

I see the wall behind his head

While he puts the shadows all to bed

Strange man

Tan

Is never on his face

Chorus

Oh my vampire daddy is the best

He sleeps all day in a velvet vest

With a toothy grin

And a pointy chin

He’s better than all of the rest

My vampire daddy is the best

Yes the best

Simply the best

Bridge

He doesn't like the garlic in the stew

He doesn't like the silver spoon I use

He doesn't like the morning light

He only likes the middle of the night

The middle of the night

The middle of the night

Chorus

Oh my vampire daddy is the best

He sleeps all day in a velvet vest

With a toothy grin

And a pointy chin

He’s better than all of the rest

My vampire daddy is the best

Yes the best

Simply the best

Outro

Goodnight papa

Pleasant screams

In your dusty dreams

Don't bite the mailman

Don't bite the baker

Just stay my vampire dad

My favorite dad

Sweet dad