Guac on her Chin

Intro

Uno

Dos

Tres

Go

Chorus

Guacamole on her chin at the disco

I’m just a little white boy trying to dance though

Is it the rhythm or the chips that I like

Guacamole on her chin at the disco

Maybe it’s fate

Maybe it’s lucky

Post-Chorus

Ole ole ole

Chip and dip

Ole ole ole

Watch me hip-slip

Verse 1

Found her by the fountain of soda

Green slime on her face but she’s beautiful like a pagoda

Sweating buckets

Five bucks says she can’t even see me

Tallest man in the room

Shortest attention span in history

Looked at her earrings

Looked at her bangles

Looked at her napkin

Chorus

Guacamole on her chin at the disco

I’m just a little white boy trying to dance though

Is it the rhythm or the chips that I like

Guacamole on her chin at the disco

Maybe it’s fate

Maybe it’s lucky

Drop

Dip it

Flip it

Verse 2

Her salsa is spicy

She smells like a garden or maybe some onions

Bad skin but a good soul

Shoes looking like they belong to my auntie

Step to the left

Check my bank balance

Step to the right

Check for a pulse

Chorus

Guacamole on her chin at the disco

I’m just a little white boy trying to dance though

Is it the rhythm or the chips that I like

Guacamole on her chin at the disco

Maybe it’s fate

Maybe it’s lucky

Post-Chorus

Ole ole ole

Chip and dip

Ole ole ole

Watch me hip-slip