Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Three in the morning again
I scroll through her page like a fool
She likes the ocean and dogs
And a boy with a jaw like a tool
My thumb hovers over the heart
Then retreats to my pocket of shame
Every pretty one I find
Is already someone's flame
[Pre-Chorus]
Tell me the math
Tell me the odds
Tell me the trick
Tell me the code
[Chorus]
Why are all the cute girls straight
Why are all the cute girls straight
Every single one I meet
Every single one I meet
Why are all the cute girls straight
Why are all the cute girls straight
I just want a hand to hold
Somebody warm to know
[Post-Chorus]
Nah-nah nah-nah
Nah-nah nah-nah
[Verse 2]
My friend says be patient
Says the right one comes around
But I've been waiting patient
Through every single town
I study the way she laughs
I memorize how she stands
Then a guy in a jacket walks up
And she's holding his hand
[Pre-Chorus]
Tell me the math
Tell me the odds
Tell me the trick
Tell me the code
[Chorus]
Why are all the cute girls straight
Why are all the cute girls straight
Every single one I meet
Every single one I meet
Why are all the cute girls straight
Why are all the cute girls straight
I just want a hand to hold
Somebody warm to know
[Post-Chorus]
Nah-nah nah-nah
Nah-nah nah-nah
[Bridge]
Maybe I'm looking in the wrong rooms
Maybe I'm reading the wrong signs
Maybe the map is just crooked
Maybe the timing ain't mine
Maybe tonight I'll stop counting
Every heart that's not for me
Maybe I'll trust there's a someone
Somewhere I haven't yet seen
[Chorus]
Why are all the cute girls straight
Why are all the cute girls straight
Every single one I meet
Every single one I meet
Why are all the cute girls straight
Why are all the cute girls straight
I just want a hand to hold
Somebody warm to know
[Post-Chorus]
Nah-nah nah-nah
Nah-nah nah-nah
Nah-nah nah-nah
Nah-nah nah-nah