Two Tons of Ice

Verse 1

Two tons of muscle on a slab of ice

The mustache bristles thick and white

They call me ugly but I do not care

Got a tusk for every thing I dare

Some fellas say I waddle slow

I move just fine where the cold winds blow

Pre-Chorus

Blubber keeps me warm

Blubber keeps me fed

Blubber is the reason that I never end up dead

Chorus

Walrus walrus hear me roar

Sixty years and I still want more

Walrus walrus tusks like knives

I have lived a thousand lives

Post-Chorus

Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho)

Tusk tusk tusk (Tusk tusk tusk)

Verse 2

I eat four thousand clams a day

I do not chew I just inhale

My whiskers feel the mud below

My whiskers tell me where to go

I dive a hundred meters down

And hold my breath without a sound

Pre-Chorus

Blubber keeps me warm

Blubber keeps me fed

Blubber is the reason that I never end up dead

Chorus

Walrus walrus hear me roar

Sixty years and I still want more

Walrus walrus tusks like knives

I have lived a thousand lives

Post-Chorus

Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho)

Tusk tusk tusk (Tusk tusk tusk)

Bridge

I can whistle I can clang

I can knock a bell and bang

I sleep adrift out on the swell

I have cousins in the Pacific as well

Chorus

Walrus walrus hear me roar

Sixty years and I still want more

Walrus walrus tusks like knives

I have lived a thousand lives

Post-Chorus

Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho)

Tusk tusk tusk (Tusk tusk tusk)