Good Old Prostate Days

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Verse 1

I'm a bit of an old head

And it's quite plain to see

But what you might not realize

Is that it's hard to pee

Pre-Chorus

When you get to be my age

This story will then seem most sage

The bladder wills, but prostate, different page

Chorus

Come on, let me pee

Come on, let me pee

Yes, I would love a steady stream

Not dribble on my knee

Come on, let me pee

Come on, let me pee

How fondly I recall the days

When urine flowed for me

Post-Chorus

Verse 2

Doctor says for men my age

I'm doing rather well

I tell her "You got no idea,

So sit and wait a spell."

Pre-Chorus

When you get to be my age

This story will then seem most sage

The bladder wills, but prostate, different page

Chorus

Come on, let me pee

Come on, let me pee

Yes, I would love a steady stream

Not dribble on my knee

Come on, let me pee

Come on, let me pee

How fondly I recall the days

When urine flowed for me

Post-Chorus

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