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[INTRO] Yeah
This goes out to Youngster Joey respectfully
You and that Rattata been talking CRAZY on Route 30 for years now
[VERSE 1] Why every time I walk past this dude aggressive?
Standing in grass like he personally offended
Talking bout:
> “My Rattata in the top percentage.”
Brother it’s level 4 calm down for a second
You got jean shorts and irrational confidence
Built like a substitute teacher with battle commentary problems
I beat you six times canonically
Why you still making eye contact so confidently?
Your entire career one Rattata emotionally
That’s not a team
That’s pest control with loyalty
Meanwhile I done fought dragons
Ghosts
Legendary beasts
You still hiding behind Route 30 trees
[HOOK] Youngster Joey diss track
This beef unnecessary
Youngster Joey diss track
But honestly he started talking reckless first verbally
Top percentage?
Brother please
Your Rattata built like expired string cheese
Youngster Joey diss track
Route 30 menace
I’m thirty gym badges deep and he still acting competitive
[VERSE 2] And why he always calling my Pokégear?
I’m fighting emotional battles and this child in my ear like:
> “Wanna rematch?”
NO
Go read a book respectfully
Develop hobbies mentally
I’m in Victory Road fighting for my life
This man updating me on rodent performance at night
“Rattata getting stronger!”
Brother so is inflation
Leave me alone during my existential situations
And somehow…
the Rattata lowkey tough
That’s the worst part honestly I hate that little punk
Cause every time I underestimate him publicly
My starter lose half health immediately
[HOOK] Youngster Joey diss track
This feud getting personal
Youngster Joey diss track
Cause somehow that tiny rat still kinda formidable
Top percentage?
That’s your flex?
Brother your whole personality one rodent and confidence
Youngster Joey diss track
Still won’t quit though
Respectfully I think Joey might actually have potential
[OUTRO — Spoken] You know what makes this worse?
…If Joey had access to modern competitive Pokémon builds?
We might genuinely be finished psychologically actually
And honestly?
Part of me respect Joey a little
Cause no matter how many times he lose…
he still standing in that grass talking confidently like:
> “Run it back.”
That’s commitment psychologically
Meanwhile grown trainers lose one gym battle and disappear into office jobs immediately
Joey never folded once
Just him…
that Rattata…
and dangerous levels of self-belief
Still hate getting those Poké gear calls though respectfully
“Hey my Rattata getting stronger!”
Brother I’m at a funeral in Lavender Town PLEASE read the room