Gridlock Rumble

I feel a rumble down below

My sphincter clenches, something wicked this way comes

Still stuck in the car, gridlock everywhere

Some homeless dude is screaming in the middle of the street

I let a little something slip, yeah it’s getting stinky

Windows up, but I know the truth

I might be too late, this is an emergency

Oh no, not again…

Here we go again, stuck in the same predicament

I need to take a shit but the world stands in my way

Booty cheeks clenching, doing the desperate dance

Wish I could be dancing, but I’m praying for a bathroom break

Here we go again (here we go), here we go again

Clenching so tight, I’m turning red in the face

Here we go again (here we go), here we go again

Traffic won’t move and I’m losing this race

Sweat on my forehead, radio can’t drown it out

Every second feels like I’m about to lose control

That burrito from lunch is fighting back hard

And this damn red light just won’t turn green, no

Horns are honking, but I don’t even care

I’m doing kegels at a hundred miles an hour

If I don’t find a gas station soon

This car’s about to become a biohazard

Oh no, not again…

Here we go again, stuck in the same predicament

I need to take a shit but the world stands in my way

Booty cheeks clenching, doing the desperate dance

Wish I could be dancing, but I’m praying for a bathroom break

Here we go again (here we go), here we go again

Clenching so tight, I’m turning red in the face

Here we go again (here we go), here we go again

Traffic won’t move and I’m losing this race

Come on, move… just move…

I see a McDonald’s up ahead

But I’m trapped behind this bus

Lord give me strength… don’t let it rip

I can’t hold it, I can’t hold it

One cheek up, windows cracking

I can’t hold it, I can’t hold it

This might be the end of my dignity

Here we go again, stuck in the same predicament

I need to take a shit but the world stands in my way

Booty cheeks clenching, doing the desperate dance

Finally see an exit… but it’s still so far away!

Here we go again (here we go), here we go again

Clenching so tight till I see the pearly gates

Here we go again (here we go), here we go again

If I make it out alive, I’m never eating street tacos again!

I feel a rumble down below…

Please… just let me go…

Here we go again…