That Boy Ain’t Right

Intro

Yep

A cloudy day over the propane tanks

Verse 1

That boy put on a rhinestone suit

He wants to tell some jokes instead of planting boots

I told him pride comes from a mowed lawn

But he is out there dancing until the break of dawn

His propane knowledge is lacking

He needs to start packing

Propane accessories are my life

While he mimics my wife

Chorus

That boy ain't right

I tell you what

That boy ain't right

Looking for a shortcut

The fruit pies and the games

It puts my spirit to shame

He just ain't right

Lord he just ain't right

Verse 2

I tried to teach him how to bait a hook

But he found a brand new comedy book

Bobby wants to be a prop on the stage

While I am checking every gauge

Cotton would lose his mind at this sight

Beneath the Texas porch light

I love my son truly

But he is acting unruly

Chorus

That boy ain't right

I tell you what

That boy ain't right

Looking for a shortcut

The fruit pies and the games

It puts my spirit to shame

He just ain't right

Lord he just ain't right

Guitar Solo

Verse 3

Bill and Dale are watching the fence

Nothing that kid does makes a bit of sense

Ladybird is howling at the moon

Hope he finds a hobby soon

Charcoal is a sin

I say with a weary chin

Just please get it together

Despite this Arlen weather

Final Chorus

That boy ain't right

I tell you what

That boy ain't right

Looking for a shortcut

The fruit pies and the games

It puts my spirit to shame

He just ain't right

Lord he just ain't right

Put down that troll doll Bobby

Thats it

I'm goin' to the garage

That boy is just plain wrong