Your Payment Was Successful

**[Intro]**

Yeah, yeah—

Another month, another charge...

Man, what the hell?

**[Verse 1]**

I woke up this morning, checked my bank app,

Saw seventeen charges and I damn near snapped.

Netflix, Hulu, Spotify, Prime,

I don't even watch half that shit, but I pay on time.

Disney got me, HBO too,

Crunchyroll lurking like, "We got you, dude."

Cloud storage charging for my damn old pics,

And some random-ass app wants six ninety-six.

I got subscriptions to subscriptions, that's fucked,

Every time I hit "cancel," the button gets stuck.

Free trial started, forgot that shit existed,

Now my bank account looking straight-up twisted.

**[Chorus]**

Too many subscriptions, taking all my dough,

Every damn month, there's another one to show.

I don't even use it, but they still want the fee,

Cancel, cancel, cancel—**let me fucking be!**

Too many subscriptions, money disappearing,

Bank app open and my blood starts searing.

I just wanna watch one show in peace,

But I gotta pay five companies for the same damn week.

**[Verse 2]**

I got music, movies, games on rotation,

Every single service wants a damn subscription.

"Only $4.99"—yeah, that's what they claim,

Then taxes hit my ass and it ain't the same.

Adobe in the corner like, "You still need me,"

Xbox wants money just to play online freely.

Some aey eye app said, "Upgrade your plan,"

Motherfucker, I ain't made of cash, man!

I checked my email—"Your payment went through,"

Another fucking charge, what the hell do I do?

I add up the numbers, start sweating in fear,

I could've bought a whole damn console this year.

**[Chorus]**

Too many subscriptions, taking all my dough,

Every damn month, there's another one to show.

I don't even use it, but they still want the fee,

Cancel, cancel, cancel—**let me fucking be!**

Too many subscriptions, money disappearing,

Bank app open and my blood starts searing.

I just wanna watch one show in peace,

But I gotta pay five companies for the same damn week.

**[Bridge]**

Cancel that!

Cancel this!

Why the hell they making it so hard to quit?

Click "manage," click "account," click "billing," click "plan,"

Twenty fucking menus just to say "I can't."

I swear I'm done—I'm cutting the cord,

Then I see one more service that I can't afford.

"First month free!" Yeah, I've heard that before...

Now I'm broke as hell knocking on my own damn door.

**[Final Verse]**

So I opened up the list, started cleaning house,

Cut subscriptions left and right like a mouse.

No more premium, no more yearly fee,

If I don't use that shit, it ain't using me.

Spotify stays 'cause I need that beat,

One streaming service for the nights I eat.

Everything else? Yeah, get the fuck gone,

I ain't paying twelve bucks for a show that's three hours long.

Now my bank account finally looking alright,

I saved enough cash to sleep good tonight.

But tomorrow there's probably another free trial—

So I'm reading that fine print with a suspicious-ass smile.

**[Outro]**

Too many subscriptions...

Too many damn subscriptions...

"Your payment was successful."

**...NO IT FUCKING WASN'T.**