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Pretzels With Mustard

crossroadsmonastery

· 1:35 · 16 plays · v2.2

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dropping pretzels is secret code for farting

Lyrics

Chorus

Dropping pretzels, dropping pretzels

Dropping pretzels with mustard in the store

Dropping pretzels, dropping pretzels

Dropping pretzels with mustard in the store (in secret)

Post-Chorus

La la la la la la la la

La la la la mustard

Verse 2

So Spartacus likes to shop at the store

He likes to drop pretzels, that don't hit the floor

They sometimes have mustard, they sometimes smell bad

Sometimes it's the most fun that he's ever had

Pre-Chorus

When he laughs and speaks in code

People wonder as the secrets unfold

Hidden snacks on every aisle

Salt and giggles all the while

Chorus

Dropping pretzels, dropping pretzels

Dropping pretzels with mustard in the store

Dropping pretzels, dropping pretzels

Dropping pretzels with mustard in the store (in secret)

Post-Chorus

La la la la la la la la

La la la la mustard

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