El Pollo Loco

Intro

Yeah

It’s El Pollo Loco

From the top rope

On to your head

Verse 1

Nylon tights

Wrapped around my massive middle

Stomach shaking like a bowl of jelly

Belly bouncing when I dive

Got my custom mask

Bought it off a guy named Kevin

Cheap fabric scratching up my chin

But I look like a god

Pre-Chorus

Smelling like some garlic

Sweating through my laces

Hitting all my marks

Chorus

El Pollo Loco is the name

I am flying high

I am flying high

Coming off the top rope

El Pollo Loco is the name

I am flying high

I am flying high

Breaking all the rules tonight

Verse 2

I don't exercise

Barely made it past the ropes

Heavy panting

Lungs are on a fire

Opponent looks confused

He thinks I am a local plumber

Slapped his face with a greasy taco

Crowd is getting loud

He is down for three

Pre-Chorus

Smelling like some garlic

Sweating through my laces

Hitting all my marks

Chorus

El Pollo Loco is the name

I am flying high

I am flying high

Coming off the top rope

El Pollo Loco is the name

I am flying high

I am flying high

Breaking all the rules tonight

Bridge

Uno for the gold

Dos for the snacks

Tres for the chiropractor

Back is snapped in half

Legs are turning blue

But the belt is mine

Chorus

El Pollo Loco is the name

I am flying high

I am flying high

Coming off the top rope

El Pollo Loco is the name

I am flying high

I am flying high

Breaking all the rules tonight