Intro
Verse 1
Who could have known,
Imagined or speculated:
Two souls could bond,
From one foot and eight legs?
Pre-Chorus
Here's a snotty sluggy slidin',
Who spat a wad before arrivin',
Sidlin' up right next to you,
Like he didn't just lob a gob of goo.
Chorus
From there she watched - fuzzy and snug,
Hid down in the valley - no hope of love,
Tangled briars conceal her muddy cave,
Anothers touch her heart began to crave,
Verse 2
Rude mollusc who tried to slip inside heard,
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" as final words,
The love hungry spider sunk deep her fangs,
"His juices do flow quick!" she laughed and drank.
Outro
Vocal Solo: Female Vocalist, Spoken Word
Ha, nice try, Slug.
In a way, you won.
You came, ain't cum.
Then died, super stud.
Outro: Instrumental, Bass Solo, Drum Solo, Epic
From there she was slidin',
Who spat a wad before arrivin',
Sidlin' up right next to you,
Like he didn't just lob a gob of goo.
End
Comments1