Gregor the Great (And Round)

Verse 1

Old Gregor runs the Broken Stag

With a belly like a barrel full of mead

His apron strings could tie a dragon's legs

And he moves about as fast as dying weeds

Pre-Chorus

But when the fire crackles low

And the frost bites at the door

He'll fill your mug up to the brim

And ask what else you're looking for

Chorus

Oh, the tavern keeper's mighty wide

He takes up half the room inside

His laugh rolls out like thunderclaps

And shakes the dust from every rafter crack

Gregor, Gregor, round and grand

The biggest man in all this land

Verse 2

He stepped outside to fetch some wood

Got stuck between the door and frame

Three knights pulled and one just laughed

Till the blacksmith came and called his name

Pre-Chorus

But don't you mock the man I sing

He'll outdrink you till you're slack

He once arm-wrestled a mountain troll

And pinned the beast flat on its back

Chorus

Oh, the tavern keeper's mighty wide

He takes up half the room inside

His laugh rolls out like thunderclaps

And shakes the dust from every rafter crack

Gregor, Gregor, round and grand

The biggest man in all this land

Bridge

The throne has got a narrow seat

And kings all wear their fancy clothes

But give me Gregor's dusty tap

And the way his giant belly shows

Chorus

Oh, the tavern keeper's mighty wide

He takes up half the room inside

His laugh rolls out like thunderclaps

And shakes the dust from every rafter crack

Gregor, Gregor, round and grand

The biggest man in all this land

Hook

Round and round

The biggest man

Round and round

In all this land