Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Swiped right on a smile
Eyes like summer skies
Show up to the bar
He's got better thighs than I
[Pre-Chorus]
Manicure's immaculate
Makeup's on point too
Damn it how'd I miss the signs
Guess my gaydar's overdue
[Chorus]
I'm looking for a lady
But I keep finding femboys
Standing at the bar in crop tops
Stealing all my joy
Every time I think she's cute
Turns out he's a he
I'm a straight man lost in
A beautiful ambiguity
[Verse 2]
Tried the club downtown
Saw a silhouette so fine
Long hair, perfect curves
Turned around and he was mine
[Pre-Chorus]
Lip gloss and a choker
Lashes bat my way
Brother I don't mean to pry
But you ain't a girl today
[Chorus]
I'm looking for a lady
But I keep finding femboys
Standing at the bar in crop tops
Stealing all my joy
Every time I think she's cute
Turns out he's a he
I'm a straight man lost in
A beautiful ambiguity
[Bridge]
Maybe I should change my standards
Maybe loosen up my views
But I came here for a girlfriend
Not a man in platform shoes
[Chorus]
I'm looking for a lady
But I keep finding femboys
Standing at the bar in crop tops
Stealing all my joy
Every time I think she's cute
Turns out he's a he
I'm a straight man lost in
A beautiful ambiguity
[Outro]
A beautiful ambiguity
Yeah
Guess I'll die alone
Or date a femboy
Who knows