Frisky Sue’s birthday

Verse 1

Susan hit the big five-five today,

Married to Neil for a few years, hooray!

Mum Gene and Aunty Jackie are here,

But Susan's still partyin', won't leave it alone!

Chorus

Who let Susan out? (Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!)

Who let Susan out? (Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!)

Who let Susan out? (Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!)

Susan's fifty-five, gettin' frisky now!

Verse 2

Neil's been tappin' that for a few years straight,

Still chasin' her 'round like it's their first date!

Gene and Jackie say "Girl, put your clothes back on!"

But Susan's like "Hell no, the party's just begun!"

Chorus

Who let Susan out? (Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!)

Who let Susan out? (Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!)

Who let Susan out? (Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!)

Fifty-five and filthy, turn the music loud!

Bridge

Mum Gene's rollin' her eyes, Jackie's crackin' up,

Neil's grinnin' big 'cause he knows what's up!

Cake's got fifty-five candles, better blow 'em quick,

Or the fire alarm's gonna do the trick!

Chorus

Who let Susan out? (Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!)

Who let Susan out? (Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!)

Who let Susan out? (Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!)

Happy birthday, you crazy hot fox!

Outro

Verse 3

Susan’s on the table, skirt round her waist,

Crowd cheerin’ her on like its got no taste!

Gene’s huffin’ and puffin’, face bright red,

Jackie films it all – this one’s goin’ on Facebook instead

Bridge

Mum Gene's rollin' her eyes, Jackie's crackin' up,

Neil's grinnin' big 'cause he knows what's up!

Cake's got fifty-five candles, better blow 'em quick,

Or the fire alarm's gonna do the trick!

Outro

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Susan’s out tonight!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Still lookin’ alright!

Fifty-five and filthy, clothes on the floor,

Happy birthday you crazy hot fox… give us one more!