(Beware) Rabid Beavers

Verse 1

Going down

Down to the muddy river bank

where weeping willows sway

To take a little stroll

keep those city blues at bay

I brought my sturdy stick

a solid piece of wood

But the locals warned me

They said SON the river's crawling with a nasty breed

They got a need

I was warned

They're looking for some wood yeah they got a hungry need

Don't matter if it's maple

and they don't care if it's oak

If they get their hands on it

your wood's gonna burn burn burn

So keep your zipper zipped

Pre-Chorus

You'll hear 'em splashing in the dark

a-laughing under the full moon

Once they get a taste

they'll be out for your flesh and blood

blood blood

BLOOD BLOOD

So keep your trousers zipped up tight and guard your precious

'Cause when these creatures start to itch they'll bring you to your knees

Chorus

Beware the rabid beavers

They're prickly as porcupines

They'll chew you

They'll abuse you

Oh they're wet they're wild

Oh they're wicked they're sin

and they're looking for a bite

Yeah the rabid beavers are coming out tonight

Keep your wood out of their swamp

Post-Chorus

Ch-ch-chomping

Ch-ch-chomping down

Ch-ch-chomping

Watch your ground

Verse 2

Now a healthy little beaver is a pleasant sight to see

Always busy working building up the family tree

But when they get the fever man they lose all self-control

They'll nibble on your wood so fast it'll leave you in a lurch

If you enter their wild bush you'll leave your shaft behind

Pre-Chorus

You'll hear 'em splashing in the dark

a-laughing under the full moon

Once they get a taste

they'll be out for your flesh and blood

blood blood

BLOOD BLOOD

So keep your trousers zipped up tight and guard your precious

'Cause when these creatures start to itch they'll bring you to your knees

Chorus

Beware the rabid beavers

They're prickly as porcupines

They'll chew you

They'll abuse you

Oh they're wet they're wild

Oh they're wicked they're sin

and they're looking for a bite

Yeah the rabid beavers are coming out tonight

Keep your wood out of their swamp

Bridge

It starts with just a tickle a little friendly stroke

But then they sink their chompers in and brother that's no joke

No medicine can cure you no doctor's gonna save

The man who let a rabid beaver drag him to his grave

They're foaming they're grinding

They're snapping at the root

If you value your extension man you better wear a rubber suit

Guitar Solo

Chorus

Beware the rabid beavers

They're prickly as porcupines

They'll chew you

They'll abuse you

Oh they're wet they're wild

Oh they're wicked they're sin

and they're looking for a bite

Yeah the rabid beavers are coming out tonight

Keep your wood out of their swamp

Outro

Hide your hickory

Protect your pine

They're gonna take a bite right outta your spine

Watch your wood boys

Keep it high and dry

Beware

Beware

Watch the teeth