Some ... Blues

Verse 1

Well I pulled in the driveway quarter past ten

My sweet little mama was waitin' again

She said honey where you been all afternoon

I said baby I been busy in the bathroom

Pre-Chorus

I got a habit that I can't shake

A little private party that I love to make

I lock the door and I dim the light

And then I get to workin' on a Friday night

Chorus

Wank wank wank wank wank

That's the only sound I make

Wank wank wank wank wank

Lord I do it for goodness sake

Post-Chorus

Wank wank wank wank wank

Wank wank wank wank wank

Verse 2

My boss at the office asked me why I'm late

I told him traffic had me sittin at the gate

Truth is I was parked out back of the mall

Wrist gettin busy like a cuckoo clock

Pre-Chorus

Every single morning and every night

I'm in the bathroom underneath the light

My elbow gets to poppin like a metronome

And I do my little dance all alone

Chorus

Wank wank wank wank wank

That's the only sound I make

Wank wank wank wank wank

Lord I do it for goodness sake

Post-Chorus

Wank wank wank wank wank

Wank wank wank wank wank

Breakdown

My mama said son you need a hobby

My doctor said boy you need a rest

My preacher said child you need a savin

But I just said amen and beat my chest

Verse 3

I joined a support group down on main street

We sit in a circle and admit defeat

The leader said tell us what you do for fun

I raised my right hand and I was the only one

Chorus

Wank wank wank wank wank

That's the only sound I make

Wank wank wank wank wank

Lord I do it for goodness sake

Post-Chorus

Wank wank wank wank wank

Wank wank wank wank wank

Outro

Wank wank wank wank wank

Somebody help me now

Wank wank wank wank wank

Won't somebody save me child

Wank wank wank wank wank

Lord have mercy on my soul

Wank wank wank wank wank

I just can't let it go