New York City Public Urination

Verse 1

Stop it

I was standing by the fountain

The police saw my stream hitting the glass

They told me to put it away

It was embarrassing

I was making a mess on the sidewalk

Bad behavior

Dirty

Chorus

Don't pee on the Olive Garden

Don't pee on the Olive Garden

Don't pee on the Olive Garden

Don't pee on the Olive Garden

Post-Chorus

Breadsticks

Salad

Pasta

New York City

Verse 2

The officer grabbed his handcuffs

He yelled at me to turn around

I felt like a jerk

People were staring at my face

People were laughing at my pants

Shameful

Really gross

I am a total knucklehead

Stupid move

Chorus

Don't pee on the Olive Garden

Don't pee on the Olive Garden

Don't pee on the Olive Garden

Don't pee on the Olive Garden

Post-Chorus

Breadsticks

Salad

Pasta

New York City

Bridge

Rock over London

Rock on Chicago

Olive Garden

When you're here you're family

Chorus

Don't pee on the Olive Garden

Don't pee on the Olive Garden

Don't pee on the Olive Garden

Don't pee on the Olive Garden

Outro

The police took me to jail

I will never do that again

I am sorry to the manager

Peace out

Wesley Willis

Wesley Willis

Wesley Willis