Lyrics
Verse 1
The grill is hot, the grease is slick
I flip the patties extra quick
Deep inside this rusted shell
Beside the salty ocean swell
I wear the spatula like a crown
Best fry cook in this watery town
Chorus
Oh, working at the Crusty Rusty Crab
It’s the greatest gig I’ve ever had
The floors are wet, the money’s tight
But I’ll be flipping day and night
Verse 2
Look to the corner, what do I see?
My bestest buddy looking back at me
He’s sitting there just leaking brine
Stinking up the order line
A smelly starfish, a porous guy
The brightest star in the sea sky
Chorus
Oh, working at the Crusty Rusty Crab
It’s the greatest gig I’ve ever had
The floors are wet, the money’s tight
But I’ll be flipping day and night
Verse 3
At the register stands a grumpy guy
With suction cups and a heavy sigh
He plays clarinet, he treats me bad
The rudest coworker I've ever had
He's slimy, cold, and pushes me away
But I crave his friendship every day
Oh, be my buddy, won't you please?
We can share a slice of cheese!
Bridge
Our cheap old boss is counting dimes
But we have the absolute best of times
Just a cook, a stink, and a tentacle frown
The weirdest crew in the underwater town
Chorus
Oh, working at the Crusty Rusty Crab
It’s the greatest gig I’ve ever had
The floors are wet, the money’s tight
But I’ll be flipping day and night
Outro
Yeah, I'm the cook, I hold the key
The happiest guy in the deep blue sea!
Order up!
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