Cartoons Ruined My Life

Verse 1

I was watching Scooby Doo

Smurfs, and He-man, Tiny Toons

Gadget, Dennis, Darkwing Duck

Thundercats and Power puff

Doug and Rugrats, Warner siblings

Snorks and Rocko’s modern living

Brain & Pinky Houie, Dewie,

Batman, Robin, Scrooge and Louie

Pre-chorus

Muppet babies, fraggle rock,

Beetlejuice and Daria "Ghostbusters" Arnold dexter

Told my girl…that I’d Awww crap.... I Bart and Stewie, too

Utonium’s brand-new brew

Reptar charging, Johnny quest

Cat Dog, Max Goof, Tick's new pest

Wild Thornberries, Pikachu

Magic Schoolbus, Hank Hill too

Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Heffer Filbert

I wish missing you did-n't

Break

Now the room is quiet, all Now the room is quiet, all cartoons are gone

Channel’s just static, the morning feels wrong

No one’s on the couch, nowhere to belong

Echo from the hallway saying everyone’s moved on

Holding my cereal, trying to laugh alone

Spoken word

Suddenly, a trumpet BLAST echoes off the TV stand

I spill my cereal, almost hit my hand

I look around—wait—did that couch cushion just move?

Nah, probably just the cat—unless it’s Scooby on the groove

Footsteps in the hallway—nah, it’s just Dad

He’s confused by my pajamas, Wrestlemania plaid

Mom points at the remote, tells me "get some fresh air"

But I’m holding auditions for sidekicks in my lair

The trumpet sneaks in again, like a villain with style

Cartoon credits rolling, I just rest