"McQueen on the beat."

Spoken intro

McQueen on the beat.

Merry Christmas everybody.

Verse

Lightning McQueen, the tuffest on the track

leavin skidmarks when I drive so fast (peew-ew yucky stank)

Mess with me, I'll have you seeing stars

put you in the ground in a permanent garage (ooooohh shit)

Stopped by a cop and I'll plead the 5th

Then I drive off he can eat my drift

Wee-aw wee-aw sirens now blarin [siren sound effect]

I just laugh cause I don't give a care in (the world)

Chorus

Honkin at you, it's Lightning McQueen (honk)

Honkin so fast, amphetamine (speed!)

Honkin in the club, Honkin in the home (honk)

Honkin anywhere in this world I own (he's our queen!)

Verse 2, fast rap verse

it's that time of year once again where I spit-dust

every damn December like merry fuckin Christ-mas

hoe, hoe, hoe yous lookin nice and ripe,

You wanna see my 8 inch exhaust pipe?

Fastest in the world not and just at drivin

Pullin out fast out of an awkward parking space

3 point turn? I call that a snoozefest (zzz)

When I race? my opponents at a losefest (boo!)

Chorus

Honkin at you, it's Lightning McQueen (honk)

Honkin so fast, amphetamine (speed!)

Honkin in the club, Honkin in the home (honk)

Honkin anywhere in this world I own (he's our queen!)

Verse 3

I'll plug your jumper cables, yeah you'll be blasted

I ain't eat for weeks yeah I done fasted

my boy rudoplh, he be outcasted

crossed the finish line and I made you flabbergasted...

(crowd goes oooooo)

Instrumental Mic Drop