THE PANCAKE KING

Intro

From the frozen darkness...

A hunger awakes!

Verse 1

The stars are burning in the frozen sky!

The mighty glaciers hear his battle cry!

He's had the fish! He's had the krill!

But now he seeks a greater thrill!

No shark, no seal, no storm can make him break!

The penguin king demands a pancake!

Pre-Chorus

The griddle calls!

The batter's near!

The breakfast apocalypse

Is here!

Chorus

Flip the batter! Pour the syrup!

Let the heavens shake!

He's a penguin on a mission!

And his mission is pancakes!

Stack 'em higher! Make 'em fluffy!

Let the maple rivers flow!

He will waddle through the apocalypse

For a pancake buffet!

Verse 2

The mountains crack! The oceans boil!

He storms the kitchen, ready to toil!

He grabs the spatula, his eyes ablaze!

Who burned his pancakes?! End of days!

Pre-Chorus

The eggs are cracked!

The flour is flung!

The fate of earth

Hangs on his tongue!

Chorus

Flip the batter!

Pour the syrup!

Let the heavens shake!

He's a penguin on a mission!

And his mission is pancakes!

Stack 'em higher! Make 'em fluffy!

Let the maple rivers flow!

He will waddle through the apocalypse

For a pancake buffet!

Guitar Solo

Chorus

Flip the batter!

Pour the syrup!

Let the galaxies awake!

Let the stars collapse to ashes!

Just don't burn the pancakes!

All hail! All hail!

The pancake king!

May his fluffy stacks

Reign over everything!

Outro

The world is saved...

"Can I have another?"

...With chocolate chips?!