Treat Me Like a Puppy

Verse 1

She walks by

Checking on her golden retriever

Giving it water

Giving it treats

Giving it love

I am stuck on the porch

Looking through the wooden screen

Wishing for a leash

Wishing for a collar

Wishing for a home

Panting hard

Tongue out

Tied to a tree of my own design

Skiddly-be-bop-da-woooo-yeah

Chorus

Treat me like a puppy

Rub my belly on the floor

Treat me like a puppy

I will wait right by the door

Scratch behind my ears

Soak up all my canine fears

Verse 2

Fetch the ball

Bring it back in my mouth

Running through the yard

Jumping through the hoops

Doing all the tricks

Sit

Stay

Beg

Roll over for a slice of cheese

Good boy

Best boy

I am the champion of the kennel

Be-diggy-gigi-diggy-gigi-zap-pow

Chorus

Treat me like a puppy

Rub my belly on the floor

Treat me like a puppy

I will wait right by the door

Scratch behind my ears

Soak up all my canine fears

Bridge

Sleep at the foot of your bed

Keep your toes warm

Bark at the mailman

Guard the castle

Wagging my tail

Living the dream

Just a man

In a fuzzy suit of hope

Ree-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-squee

Riggity-goo-ba-zabba-dabba-dee-rock-on

Chorus

Treat me like a puppy

Rub my belly on the floor

Treat me like a puppy

I will wait right by the door

Scratch behind my ears

Soak up all my canine fears

Outro

Who wants a treat

I want a treat

Whos a good boy

I am the boy

Woof woof

Meow

Wait no

Woof

Skibbidy-bye-bye-woooooo

Gimme that chew toy

Throw the squeaky hamburger

Biddly-bop-prowl-yeah

I am your loyal beast

Goodnight moon

Goodnight lady

Ruh-roh-raggy-zippity-zow

Final sniff of the wind

I am sleeping on the rug now

Wooo-ha-ha-ha-ha

Victory for the pound pup

Check please

Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-yeah