Coachella Apology

Intro

(Sighs)

Is the mic on?

Cool.

Verse 1

I was sitting at the keys, feeling myself, hair looking great

I didn’t see the girl in the fourth row, it must’ve been fate

I heard a sound I’d never heard, a little trill in the air

And with these damn in-ears, I thought a ghost was standing there

I opened up my mouth, yeah, I should’ve kept it shut

But I’m a little too quick, a little too much of a... well, you know what.

Pre-Chorus

I said it sounded like a yodel, I said it felt like Burning Man

I didn’t realize I was offending a whole entire clan

My bad, I’m just a blonde girl from PA

Who speaks before she thinks about what she’s gonna say.

Chorus

So here’s my apology, I hope it’s loud and clear

I’m sorry for the things I said when I couldn’t even hear

I’m learning every day, yeah, the world is pretty wide

And I’m just a tiny person with a lot of foolish pride

So trill for me, baby, give it everything you’ve got

I’m sorry that I’m stupid, and I’m sorry that I’m hot.

Verse 2

TikTok’s on fire, and Twitter’s calling me names

I’m the "Mean Girl" of the desert, yeah, I’m fanning all the flames

But I swear it wasn't malice, just a comedy of errors

Getting canceled at Coachella is the greatest of my terrors

I promise next time I’ll just nod and give a little smile

Instead of acting like a brat for just a little while.

Bridge

Zaghrouta, Zaghrouta—I can say it now, see?

I’m cultured, I’m refined, I’m the new and improved me

(Not really, but I’m trying)

(Please stop yelling at me)

Chorus

So here’s my apology, I hope it’s loud and clear

I’m sorry for the things I said when I couldn’t even hear

I’m learning every day, yeah, the world is pretty wide

And I’m just a tiny person with a lot of foolish pride

So trill for me, baby, give it everything you’ve got

I’m sorry that I’m stupid, and I’m sorry that I’m hot.

Outro

(Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!)

Was that right?

I think I nailed it.

See you at the next show.

Don't cancel me.

(Yeah)