Unibrow

Spoken Intro

You ever seen a person with a unibrow?

There's nothing like it

You can't even describe it

I wanna know one thing, if I could ask them one thing

Hey, you with the unibrow

Chorus

Why don't you shave it off?

Why don't you pluck 'em out?

Why don't ya fix it up?

What am I talkin' 'bout?

You got a unibrow

A giant unibrow

You look like you came from the Planet Of The Unibrows

Verse 1

It'd be one thing if you were a cyclops

'Cause then you'd only have one eye

But there's two of 'em there, and you're a big guy

Do the math, do the math now, do the math

Two eyes, two brows

Do the math

Chorus

Why don't you shave it off?

Why don't you pluck 'em out?

Why don't ya fix it up?

What am I talkin' 'bout?

You got a unibrow

A giant unibrow

You look like you came from the Planet Of The Unibrows

Verse 2

You're out there walkin' around lookin' like an idiot

Don't you know you look ridiculous?

How can you even be proud of it?

It's pathetic

Verse 3

I'm gonna ask you one question

Is this something you're ashamed of?

Hey, you with the unibrow

Chorus

Why don't you shave it off?

Why don't you pluck 'em out?

Why don't ya fix it up?

What am I talkin' 'bout?

You got a unibrow

A giant unibrow

You look like you came from the Planet Of The Unibrows

Verse 4

It's not hard, it's not difficult

It's just a couple hairs, it's not a big deal

You gotta be proud, don't be ashamed

Just take a razor or some tweezers

Go ahead, go to the mirror

Get in there, go for it

Why don't you shave it off? (Yeah)

Chorus

Why don't you shave it off?

Why don't you pluck 'em out?

Why don't ya fix it up?

What am I talkin' 'bout?

You got a unibrow

A giant unibrow

You look like you came from the Planet Of The Unibrows

Outro

Planet of the unibrows

Planet of the unibrows

You look like you came from the Planet Of The Unibrows